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Putin + McCain = Bromance

In an op-ed tit-for-tat, Vladimir Putin and John McCain are basically flirting. If they weren’t so repressed, it’d be sexy. If you ever wonder what happens to a person after a lifetime spent hating himself, locked in the closet, look … finish reading Putin + McCain = Bromance

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Women Have It Good

Women have 3-moods: cranky & hungry, cranky & tired, hungover. Women spend their 20’s drunk and early 30’s pining for marriage. Men essentially spend their entire adult life auditioning to be someone’s ex-husband. Which is why I never understood the … finish reading Women Have It Good

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Dick Cheney: Father Of The Brides

This week, Dick Cheney got to do the thing every father dreams of doing. This week, Dick Cheney got to walk his daughter down the aisle. Mary Cheney got married. She was made an honest woman by Heather Poe. Given … finish reading Dick Cheney: Father Of The Brides

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Compare-Aholics Anynomous

My name is Greg Morelli. And I’m a Compare-Aholic. A friend I met in college downplays his station in life by saying he’s not a Billionaire, instead he’s just a Thousandaire. Another friend I met in the world of advertising … finish reading Compare-Aholics Anynomous

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