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Pastrami with a Side of Kibitz

Pastrami with a Side of Kibitz

Writing about Gaza isn’t going to change Gaza. I’m under no illusions. Talking about Gaza ...

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Sticks & iStones

Sticks & iStones

It’s not a race. But it’s set-up to feel like a race. I’m not talking ...

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Call It What It Is

Call It What It Is

John Boehner wants to sue President Obama. Some would call it frivolous. I’d call it ...

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Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles

I’ve always admired performers like Sarah Silverman. Whenever she does anything, whenever she puts something out into the world, I race home to catch it. I made sure to be home on the day “The Sarah Silverman Show” launched on … finish reading Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles

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Mighty Men, Nashville, TN

I don’t believe in unconditional love. My love is conditional. If you’re going to comment, be kind. If you can’t be bothered with kindness, go ahead and be cruel. If you’re not getting-off on cruelty, it’s your own damn fault. … finish reading Mighty Men, Nashville, TN

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Dionysus with a Walker

I love comedy. The only problem I have with comedy is I hate comedians. They’re miserable people. I love music. The only problem I have with music is I hate musicians. They’re fame obsessed douche bags. I love acting. The … finish reading Dionysus with a Walker

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Time Magazine Cover: 2 Fat Thumbs Up, Way Up

Chris Christie is the elephant in the room. Time Magazine couldn’t resist. They decided to put aside a sterling reputation for the sake of calling a fat kid “fat-ass.” I think it’s the best thing Time Magazine has ever done, … finish reading Time Magazine Cover: 2 Fat Thumbs Up, Way Up

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Happy Being Unhappy

I’m a professional mistake maker. Behind the scenes, I work quietly to find the appropriate context for resolution. I prefer my stand-offs one-on-one. I prefer my tussles face-to-face. I don’t like to make a show out of meandering chatter, since … finish reading Happy Being Unhappy

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It’s Called A J-O-B

Crazy is contagious. So is divorce. So is insanity, only you don’t catch insanity from your children, you catch it from having sex with nutjobs. Breast Implants are for nutjobs. They send a signal, “Look At Me, Look At Me, … finish reading It’s Called A J-O-B

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Mayor Elect, Bill de Blasio

I didn’t vote for Michael Bloomberg. I voted for Mark Green. That is to say, I think I voted for Mark Green. But I don’t remember. Michael Bloomberg so exceeded my expectations, he wiped away all memory of his opponent. … finish reading Mayor Elect, Bill de Blasio

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Sanctuary

Johnny Grey rang the buzzer. He needed me to buzz him back into his own apartment. He had to make a run, downstairs, to meet up with his drug dealer, to score a bag of weed. He likes to smoke … finish reading Sanctuary

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The List. The Prize. And The Stamps.

45-Million are facing cuts in Food Stamps. This is a good thing. America needs to allocate its funds more effectively by doubling-down on drones, spying and the 27th Amendment, which guarantees congressional pay regardless of job performance. $174,000.00 Forbes placed … finish reading The List. The Prize. And The Stamps.

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Trick or Treat. Smell My Feet. Gimme Something Good To Eat.

This letter is a treat. Unfortunately, the intention is being spun to create controversy. The controversy isn’t a reflection on the community spirit behind the letter, oh no. The controversy isn’t a reflection on the goodness of caring about what you put in your body, oh … finish reading Trick or Treat. Smell My Feet. Gimme Something Good To Eat.

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