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  • CHOODLES

    CHOODLES

    Funded by a public-private-partnership, Let’s Move aims to get 50,000 schools across the United States ...

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  • Magna Carta Holy Grail

    Magna Carta Holy Grail

    3:03 The length of the new Samsung Galaxy Commercial, which aired last night during the NBA ...

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  • Snow Job

    Snow Job

    This Is The End. Not the song by Jim Morrison and The Doors, the movie by ...

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I believe in the God of Les Miserables, an operatic device used to push Jean Valjean away from living as a thief and re-creating himself as a man dedicated to giving back to others less fortunate than himself. I believe … finish reading 24601

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The Sandy Hook Special

“Yea, baby, I carry a weapon in my pants, concealed. But I don’t need a discount for the heat I’m packin. That said, I’ll take 15% Off my pizza.” The second I heard this story, I found the Discount Coupon … finish reading The Sandy Hook Special

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Bullets Over Blade Runner

Dad thinks the reason Blade Runner killed his girlfriend is simple: Guns. I think it’s more complex: Steroids and Guns. Steven thinks it’s way more complex: Guns, Steroids, Habeas Corpus, Alien Abductions and the Magna Carta. What’s the world coming … finish reading Bullets Over Blade Runner

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Christopher Jordan Dorner: The Saga Of Mixed-Up Metaphors

His ability to arm himself was constitutional. His declaration of war was textbook. His list of grievances was compelling, if a tad self-indulgent. Christopher Jordan Dorner was everything dreamt of by the Founding Fathers. A wet dream. He served his … finish reading Christopher Jordan Dorner: The Saga Of Mixed-Up Metaphors

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Zombie Land USA

Watching Rihanna’s performance at the Grammys made me happy she was going home with Chris Brown. I’m craving the pain of unrelenting public abuse. I need a fix. I need something banal to go horrendously bad. It’s the gift of … finish reading Zombie Land USA

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All Rise For The Childish Spectacle

Antonin Scalia called the State of the Union a “childish spectacle.” The jury is still out on whether or not the State of the Union is a “childish spectacle.” But in this case, there’s no reasonable doubt: Antonin Scalia is … finish reading All Rise For The Childish Spectacle

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State Of The Union, 2013

Why stop at inviting Ted Nugent to the State of the Union? Republicans might as well invite LA Shooter Christopher Jordan Dorner. To Hell with Sandy Hook. To Hell with Hadiya Pendleton. Cops, who cares about Cops? It’s our God … finish reading State Of The Union, 2013

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Swirling In The Shitter

What’s the point of having an open mic in your basement? Cousin Stacey had me over for dinner. Just before we sat down, her Boyfriend John brought-up Aaron Swartz. He read my blog and wanted to remind me Aaron Swartz … finish reading Swirling In The Shitter

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M I Lowercase-T

Sometimes the bravest thing a man can do is stand on the back wall and cry. Which is what I did at the Central Avenue Synagogue in Highland Park, my community, the community I was raised in, for the funeral … finish reading M I Lowercase-T

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America Unchained

Django is the perfect mirror of what we’ve been going through, as a nation, over the past 4-years, with Birthers slinging a subtext of racism at President Obama and violent school shootings being treated like video games, except our children … finish reading America Unchained

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