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Sticks & iStones

Sticks & iStones

It’s not a race. But it’s set-up to feel like a race. I’m not talking ...

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Call It What It Is

Call It What It Is

John Boehner wants to sue President Obama. Some would call it frivolous. I’d call it ...

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Hobby Lobby: Alarming Decision

Hobby Lobby: Alarming Decision

Chick-fil-A might be home to the “original chicken sandwich,” but my cash won’t be finding ...

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Megyn Kelly: Septuagenarian Fantasy Girl

The moment the teleprompter begins rolling, and Megyn Kelly opens her mouth, she becomes the antidote to Viagra. How’s it possible? How can someone so outwardly attractive be so inwardly repulsive? How?!! Santa Claus isn’t white. He’s green, the color … finish reading Megyn Kelly: Septuagenarian Fantasy Girl

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Let It Ride In Vegas, Baby!

I wanna sleep-in hungover and pay for room service with Food Stamps. I wanna flush magical paranoia powder down the toilet after mainlining fear. I wanna leverage my lack of self-awareness on the roulette table, Red 19. Spent the weekend … finish reading Let It Ride In Vegas, Baby!

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Oy Vey Person Of The Year, 2013

I dig Pope Francis. He’s the first Pope in my lifetime who seems to understand the importance of gestures like washing feet. Holding power isn’t about you. It’s about lifting the people around you. I dig Edward Snowden. He reminds … finish reading Oy Vey Person Of The Year, 2013

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UBUNTU

Barack Obama was blasted by the Twitterverse for taking a selfie with David Cameron and Helle Thorning-Schmidt at the funeral for Nelson Mandela. Even Michelle Obama looked annoyed. Here’s how I want things orchestrated at my funeral: lots of selfies, … finish reading UBUNTU

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Bernie Madoff In Correctional Casuals

I’m not what you’d typically imagine as a reader of the Wall Street Journal. All too often, I’m lumped in with the eye-roll crowd: left of left, loose cannon New York Times reading liberal. I’m used to the undertone of … finish reading Bernie Madoff In Correctional Casuals

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Thank You, Nelson Mandela

Ronald Reagan vetoed the Comprehensive Anti-Apartheid Act, a veto which was supported by a congressman from Wyoming, Dick Cheney. We’re not a country governed by leaders. We’re a country governed by criminal bankers, homicidal gun lobbyists and a community organizer … finish reading Thank You, Nelson Mandela

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Amazing Lack Of Grace

The kids at Sandy Hook Elementary School handled the shooter with a will to live which can only be described as defiant. The first responders at Sandy Hook Elementary School handled the shooter with a fierce determination which can only … finish reading Amazing Lack Of Grace

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Death By Pastrami

She wanted a table for five. “Follow me,” I said, grabbing five menus. On the way to the table, she began yelling in my ear. Caught off guard, as I placed the menus on the table, I turned to her … finish reading Death By Pastrami

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I Dig The Pope

Can’t believe I just said what I just said: I Dig The Pope. He washes feet, kisses disfigured faces and calls-out criminal bankers who’ve reduced capitalism to a sham. L’Chaim, Pope! Heard about Jesus the way you’re supposed to hear … finish reading I Dig The Pope

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Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles

I’ve always admired performers like Sarah Silverman. Whenever she does anything, whenever she puts something out into the world, I race home to catch it. I made sure to be home on the day “The Sarah Silverman Show” launched on … finish reading Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles

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