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Dance, Vladimir, Dance.

Dance, Vladimir, Dance.

It’s being called a hoax, Jew Registration in East Ukraine. 2-things aren’t funny: Black Face ...

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Spirit Airlines, Discounting Torture

Spirit Airlines, Discounting Torture

Farewell to Wisconsin. We’ll miss the cheese. We’ll miss the cheeseheads. But we won’t miss your ...

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Supreme Court v. Common Decency

Supreme Court v. Common Decency

8Andy texted, “It’s a pissed-off soldier. There’s no angle for gun confiscation. Tell the International ...

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Sanctuary

Johnny Grey rang the buzzer. He needed me to buzz him back into his own apartment. He had to make a run, downstairs, to meet up with his drug dealer, to score a bag of weed. He likes to smoke … finish reading Sanctuary

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The List. The Prize. And The Stamps.

45-Million are facing cuts in Food Stamps. This is a good thing. America needs to allocate its funds more effectively by doubling-down on drones, spying and the 27th Amendment, which guarantees congressional pay regardless of job performance. $174,000.00 Forbes placed … finish reading The List. The Prize. And The Stamps.

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Trick or Treat. Smell My Feet. Gimme Something Good To Eat.

This letter is a treat. Unfortunately, the intention is being spun to create controversy. The controversy isn’t a reflection on the community spirit behind the letter, oh no. The controversy isn’t a reflection on the goodness of caring about what you put in your body, oh … finish reading Trick or Treat. Smell My Feet. Gimme Something Good To Eat.

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CLUB VP

When it comes to spying, Dick Cheney says, “You never know what you’re going to need.” This is an endorsement for spying. Maybe, just maybe, the former vice president, who was a sitting vice president during the biggest attack in … finish reading CLUB VP

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NSA = FTW

America spies. Americans get-off on it. And so do world leaders. Perceived Self-Importance is the most dangerous addiction, more dangerous than drug addiction, way more dangerous. “1984” is bass-ackwards, it should be pulled off the shelves, burned. Big Brother is … finish reading NSA = FTW

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ObamaCare’s Epic Oy Vey Success

Here’s how the media is hyping the rollout of ObamaCare. Huffington Post: “White House Pleads: Don’t Give Up On Obamacare!” New York Times: “Sebelius Faces A Firestorm Over Health Care Exchanges.” CNN: “Obama Blindsided. Health Chief: We’re Frustrated.” They’re frustrated? … finish reading ObamaCare’s Epic Oy Vey Success

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#GetCovered

9:32AM Called my health care provider. I was asked to press a series of buttons. So I pressed the requisite buttons. My call was transferred. Once again, I was asked to press a series of buttons. So I pressed the … finish reading #GetCovered

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Guys Gone Un-Wild

Ted Cruz complains the GOP Leadership “let him down.” They should’ve backed him all the way to default. Ted Cruz hates the job. But he loves the way he sounds on-camera. John McCain complains it was a “fools errand,” bringing … finish reading Guys Gone Un-Wild

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Chris Christie: Fat, Drunk (On Himself), And Stupid

Chris Christie was asked what he would do if he found out his son was gay. Would he change his position on Gay Marriage? Chris Christie said he’d give his son a hug. And then tell him, “Daddy thinks marriage … finish reading Chris Christie: Fat, Drunk (On Himself), And Stupid

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To Be Brutal. To Be Frank.

“I’ve waited my whole life to be this thin,” my dad’s mom said. She was lying in a hospital bed, dying of cancer.  It was the last thing she ever said. When his mom died, my dad was already a … finish reading To Be Brutal. To Be Frank.

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