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Dance, Vladimir, Dance.

Dance, Vladimir, Dance.

It’s being called a hoax, Jew Registration in East Ukraine. 2-things aren’t funny: Black Face ...

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Spirit Airlines, Discounting Torture

Spirit Airlines, Discounting Torture

Farewell to Wisconsin. We’ll miss the cheese. We’ll miss the cheeseheads. But we won’t miss your ...

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Supreme Court v. Common Decency

Supreme Court v. Common Decency

8Andy texted, “It’s a pissed-off soldier. There’s no angle for gun confiscation. Tell the International ...

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Amazing Lack Of Grace

The kids at Sandy Hook Elementary School handled the shooter with a will to live which can only be described as defiant. The first responders at Sandy Hook Elementary School handled the shooter with a fierce determination which can only … finish reading Amazing Lack Of Grace

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Death By Pastrami

She wanted a table for five. “Follow me,” I said, grabbing five menus. On the way to the table, she began yelling in my ear. Caught off guard, as I placed the menus on the table, I turned to her … finish reading Death By Pastrami

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I Dig The Pope

Can’t believe I just said what I just said: I Dig The Pope. He washes feet, kisses disfigured faces and calls-out criminal bankers who’ve reduced capitalism to a sham. L’Chaim, Pope! Heard about Jesus the way you’re supposed to hear … finish reading I Dig The Pope

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Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles

I’ve always admired performers like Sarah Silverman. Whenever she does anything, whenever she puts something out into the world, I race home to catch it. I made sure to be home on the day “The Sarah Silverman Show” launched on … finish reading Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles

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Mighty Men, Nashville, TN

I don’t believe in unconditional love. My love is conditional. If you’re going to comment, be kind. If you can’t be bothered with kindness, go ahead and be cruel. If you’re not getting-off on cruelty, it’s your own damn fault. … finish reading Mighty Men, Nashville, TN

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Dionysus with a Walker

I love comedy. The only problem I have with comedy is I hate comedians. They’re miserable people. I love music. The only problem I have with music is I hate musicians. They’re fame obsessed douche bags. I love acting. The … finish reading Dionysus with a Walker

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Time Magazine Cover: 2 Fat Thumbs Up, Way Up

Chris Christie is the elephant in the room. Time Magazine couldn’t resist. They decided to put aside a sterling reputation for the sake of calling a fat kid “fat-ass.” I think it’s the best thing Time Magazine has ever done, … finish reading Time Magazine Cover: 2 Fat Thumbs Up, Way Up

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Happy Being Unhappy

I’m a professional mistake maker. Behind the scenes, I work quietly to find the appropriate context for resolution. I prefer my stand-offs one-on-one. I prefer my tussles face-to-face. I don’t like to make a show out of meandering chatter, since … finish reading Happy Being Unhappy

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It’s Called A J-O-B

Crazy is contagious. So is divorce. So is insanity, only you don’t catch insanity from your children, you catch it from having sex with nutjobs. Breast Implants are for nutjobs. They send a signal, “Look At Me, Look At Me, … finish reading It’s Called A J-O-B

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Mayor Elect, Bill de Blasio

I didn’t vote for Michael Bloomberg. I voted for Mark Green. That is to say, I think I voted for Mark Green. But I don’t remember. Michael Bloomberg so exceeded my expectations, he wiped away all memory of his opponent. … finish reading Mayor Elect, Bill de Blasio

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