Family Values with an Oy Vey!
  • WEINER

    WEINER

    This is how my brother sees Anthony Weiner: go away, creepy. This is how my dad ...

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  • STORM

    STORM

    Fortino cut his hand. When you work the deli line, it’s in the job description. I ...

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  • Commencement

    Commencement

    Have you seen President Obama’s commencement speech at Morehouse College? Thunderous applause in the pouring ...

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Constant State Of Crisis

The Law of Diminishing Returns has kicked-in. We no longer believe The Speaker of the House when he speaks. We no longer care. We’ve been living in a constant state of crisis, since George W. Bush duped 5 arrogant know-it-alls … finish reading Constant State Of Crisis

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Oscar Matters. Oscars Matters A Lot.

Django reclaimed the western. We finally got a hero besides Clint Eastwood. Don’t get me wrong; Unforgiven will always be the trademark of Clint Eastwood, but more for the chair than the movie. The best part of Les Miserables is … finish reading Oscar Matters. Oscars Matters A Lot.

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And The Oscar Doesn’t Go To…

Doomed to a life of guitar classes, open mics and blogs. I’m lucky. There was a time when I pined for more. There was a time when I cut Lollapalooza off a t-shirt, and had my ex-girlfriend, Inna, sew it … finish reading And The Oscar Doesn’t Go To…

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Make Believe Hurry

Standing in line at the bank, the gentleman in front of me began pounding his knuckles on the wood countertop where they display the appropriate forms to make a deposit, or withdrawal. There were two tellers, moving as fast as … finish reading Make Believe Hurry

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24601

I believe in the God of Les Miserables, an operatic device used to push Jean Valjean away from living as a thief and re-creating himself as a man dedicated to giving back to others less fortunate than himself. I believe … finish reading 24601

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The Sandy Hook Special

“Yea, baby, I carry a weapon in my pants, concealed. But I don’t need a discount for the heat I’m packin. That said, I’ll take 15% Off my pizza.” The second I heard this story, I found the Discount Coupon … finish reading The Sandy Hook Special

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Bullets Over Blade Runner

Dad thinks the reason Blade Runner killed his girlfriend is simple: Guns. I think it’s more complex: Steroids and Guns. Steven thinks it’s way more complex: Guns, Steroids, Habeas Corpus, Alien Abductions and the Magna Carta. What’s the world coming … finish reading Bullets Over Blade Runner

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Christopher Jordan Dorner: The Saga Of Mixed-Up Metaphors

His ability to arm himself was constitutional. His declaration of war was textbook. His list of grievances was compelling, if a tad self-indulgent. Christopher Jordan Dorner was everything dreamt of by the Founding Fathers. A wet dream. He served his … finish reading Christopher Jordan Dorner: The Saga Of Mixed-Up Metaphors

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Zombie Land USA

Watching Rihanna’s performance at the Grammys made me happy she was going home with Chris Brown. I’m craving the pain of unrelenting public abuse. I need a fix. I need something banal to go horrendously bad. It’s the gift of … finish reading Zombie Land USA

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All Rise For The Childish Spectacle

Antonin Scalia called the State of the Union a “childish spectacle.” The jury is still out on whether or not the State of the Union is a “childish spectacle.” But in this case, there’s no reasonable doubt: Antonin Scalia is … finish reading All Rise For The Childish Spectacle

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