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Family Values with an Oy Vey!

Lucky Dog
Put in 28.5 miles this Sunday on the bike path. My asshole hurts. Is there ...
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To Go
Standing in line at the bank, the Teller asked if I had a good time ...
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Cumpleaños
Edwardo Ross called. It was his birthday. But we didn’t start there. We started with him ...
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Troubled Troubled Troubled

Posted on March 12, 2013 Author: Greg Morelli

Paul Ryan revealed his new budget. He wants to repeal the Affordable Care Act, which re-affirms the republican position: troubled assets get relief, but if you’re a troubled person, go to Hell. Speaking of Hell, 115 men pick The Pope. … finish reading Troubled Troubled Troubled

Posted in Gregor, Please! | Tagged 115 Cardinals Elect New Pope, 6 Year Old Shot 5 Times, Call For Church Unity, Capricious Consequences, Conclave 2013, Girl & The Goat, Jonylah Watkins Shot And Killed, JT & HOV Suit & Tie, Judge Tingling, Oath Of Secrecy, Path To Prosperity, Paul Ryan Budget, Pope Election Begins, Stephanie Izard Girl & The Goat, Sugary Drinks, Vatican, YE Disses JT | 7 Comments

All The Wrong Things Are Winning

Posted on March 12, 2013 Author: Greg Morelli

Elisabeth Hasselbeck was being fired for her fake conservative views, which are nothing more than an extension of a lifetime spent playing the role of a Mean Girl. Elisabeth Hasselbeck was finally getting her due. But no. And the winner … finish reading All The Wrong Things Are Winning

Posted in Welcome To Backwards Land | Tagged Big Gulp Bloomberg, Bloomberg Health Initiative, D.Rose Out For Season, Elisabeth Hasselbeck Not Fired From The View, Judge Milton Tingling Likes Tingle Of Dewing The Dew, Judge Overturns Ban On Large Sugary Drinks, Miami Heat On Winning Streak 18 In A Row, Sandy Hook Connected To Columbine, Surely We Can Do Better Than This | 6 Comments

CONTROL

Posted on March 8, 2013 Author: Brutally Frank

I am sick and tired of hearing the words ‘Gun Control’ and ‘Background Checks’ in the same sentence. Background Checking does not help us control our gun problem. Our gun problem can only be controlled by ‘Gun Registration,’ plain and … finish reading CONTROL

Posted in Brutally Frank | Tagged 300 Millions Guns On The Streets Of America, Background Checks, Brutally Frank Morelli Comes Out Of Blogging Retirement, Gun Control, Gun Registration, Gun Registration Not Background Checks, Mayor Bloomberg And His Money, Megyn Kelly Beat Debbie Halvorson Thanks To Bloomberg's Money, SCOTUS Gun Control | 14 Comments

I Support Drones

Posted on March 7, 2013 Author: Greg Morelli

I support Drones. There, I’m throwing my hat in the political arena. Rand Paul is a fraud. His 13-hour filibuster was nothing more than an empty media stunt designed to get attention in the same obnoxious manner a 5-year old … finish reading I Support Drones

Posted in Gregor, Please! | Tagged #Filiblizzard, Bring It On, Cheney Code-Named Backseat, Cheney I'd Do It Over In A Minute, CIA Brennan, Deploy The Drones, Documentary The World According To Dick Cheney, Drones On American Soil, Ghost Of Strom Thurmond Turned On By Rand Paul, I Support Drones, Lessons Of Sandy Hook, Letter Rand Paul To Eric Holder, Rand Paul 13 Hour Filibuster, Stand With Rand, Strom Thurmond 24 Hour Filibuster, Swiss Voters Limit Exec Pay, The Dow At All Time High | 4 Comments

The Clown & The Dictator

Posted on March 5, 2013 Author: Greg Morelli

The faded NBA Star with faded old man tattoos visited North Korea to hang out with his new BFF, the fat kid who inherited nuclear missiles and bad hair. Welcome to season one of “International Celebrity Rehab,” starring Dennis Rodman … finish reading The Clown & The Dictator

Posted in Welcome To Backwards Land | Tagged Aaron Swartz Chooses Noose Over Gavel, BFF Dennis Rodman And Kim Jong-Un, Dennis Rodman's BFF Kim Jong-Un, International Celebrity Rehab Starring Dennis Rodman And Kim Jong-Un, Pouncing The New American Pastime, Pundits Feel Sorry For Rodman, Rockerfeller Drug Laws, Rodman Pyongyang, Trump Calls Rodman Diplomatic Mission Smart | 6 Comments

It Kills Me To Not Advise Chris Wallace On His Socks

Posted on March 3, 2013 Author: Greg Morelli

Mitt Romney needs to shut the fuck up. At least Al Gore knew when to shut the fuck up, after he lost the election to George W. Bush. Even though, Al Gore actually won. Maybe it takes winning to find … finish reading It Kills Me To Not Advise Chris Wallace On His Socks

Posted in Gregor, Please! | Tagged Ann Romney Happy To Blame Media, Chris Wallace Ill Advised Socks Reflect On Romney Campaign, It Kills Me To Not Be President Mitt Romney, Mitt Romney Needs To Shut The Fuck Up, Pope Resignation Good For Manning-Up, Romney Blames Obama For Sequester, Romneys On Fox, Sequester Good For Military Industrial Complex, Sequester-A-Palooza | 5 Comments

The Father. The Son. And The Holy Host.

Posted on February 27, 2013 Author: Greg Morelli

Instead of bidding farewell to their Pope, it’s time the Faithful bid farewell to their Faith. I understand it’s not what you planned on. But adulthood is defined by how you deal with the things you didn’t plan on. So … finish reading The Father. The Son. And The Holy Host.

Posted in Welcome To Backwards Land | Tagged Benedict Guilty Of Crimes Against Adolescent Humanity, Indict Benedict, Kerry Ready To Aid Syrian Rebels, Pope's Final Blessing, Sequestration Kicks In Friday, Seth MacFarlane Divine Oscar Host, Tina Fey No Way Oscar Host, Titanic 2 Sets Sail 2016 | 6 Comments

Constant State Of Crisis

Posted on February 26, 2013 Author: Greg Morelli

The Law of Diminishing Returns has kicked-in. We no longer believe The Speaker of the House when he speaks. We no longer care. We’ve been living in a constant state of crisis, since George W. Bush duped 5 arrogant know-it-alls … finish reading Constant State Of Crisis

Posted in Welcome To Backwards Land | Tagged Austerity Clever Lie For The Poor, Columbine Sandy Hook Heat Break, Dick Mushroom Cloud Cheney, Gay Love Isn't Love And Waterboarding Isn't Torture, Prosecute The Nazi Pope, Sequester Manufactured Crisis, Too Big To Fail Has Become Too Big For Trial, Troubled Asset Really Bad Investment, Walking Dead School Children On Twitted Reality TV, Zero Accountability Instead Of Zero Tolerance | 5 Comments

Oscar Matters. Oscars Matters A Lot.

Posted on February 24, 2013 Author: Greg Morelli

Django reclaimed the western. We finally got a hero besides Clint Eastwood. Don’t get me wrong; Unforgiven will always be the trademark of Clint Eastwood, but more for the chair than the movie. The best part of Les Miserables is … finish reading Oscar Matters. Oscars Matters A Lot.

Posted in Tears & Popcorn | Tagged Amour Is So Fucking French, Beasts Of The Southern Wild Is Precious, Clint Eastwood Unforgiven More For Chair Than Movie, Django Masterpiece Genre Storytelling Fun, Honest Abe Nickname Given Out Of Irony, Oscar 2013 Host Roast Master Seth MacFarlane, Oscar Matters Oscar Matters A Lot, Silver Linings Playbook Is Modern Day Tender Mercies, Watching Anne Hathaway Die In Les Miserables Is Cathartic | 8 Comments

And The Oscar Doesn’t Go To…

Posted on February 23, 2013 Author: Greg Morelli

Doomed to a life of guitar classes, open mics and blogs. I’m lucky. There was a time when I pined for more. There was a time when I cut Lollapalooza off a t-shirt, and had my ex-girlfriend, Inna, sew it … finish reading And The Oscar Doesn’t Go To…

Posted in Gregor, Please! | Tagged James Lipton And His Pretentious Conversations, Mazel Tov To All Oscar Nominees 2013, Oscars 2013, Paltrow Wins Last Name Game, Rich People Who Won Genetic Lottery AKA Celebrities At Awards Shows, Will Ferrell Has Been A Genius Since Zoolander, Zosia Mamet Daughter Of David Mamet Star Of Girls | 4 Comments