Let’s repeal the repealers. Let’s overturn unaffordable care. Let’s declare open season on the NRA. Let’s take the brats off the tit, starting with the brat in the hat, Ted Cruz. We need a constitutional amendment declaring it’s over, when … finish reading The Brat In The Hat
When I want to be a 9-year old country girl in the back of a pickup truck who’s shaking her ass, I reach for “Party In The USA.” When I want to be an alley dwelling derelict who’s roaming the … finish reading Gorgeous Brats
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler should be ashamed. In calling for Neil Patrick Harris to twerk, they degraded men. I demand an apology, as the second sex. MIA should be ashamed. In giving the Super Bowl audience the finger, she … finish reading Focus Off Focus
In an op-ed tit-for-tat, Vladimir Putin and John McCain are basically flirting. If they weren’t so repressed, it’d be sexy. If you ever wonder what happens to a person after a lifetime spent hating himself, locked in the closet, look … finish reading Putin + McCain = Bromance
Aaron Alexis should be applauded for shooting up a Navy Yard. It’s the right place to come unglued. We’re not interested in having a thoughtful, productive or rational conversation about guns. We’re not interested in placing the word ‘control’ anywhere … finish reading Open Season On The Unarmed
There are no Exceptional Nations. Moments come close, people come close, snacks come close, but there are no Exceptional Nations. Rugelach is an exceptional cookie. Cream Cheese is an exceptional schmear. Matzo Ball Soup is exceptional proof Hitler was wrong. … finish reading Da, Vladimir, Da.
George Washington warned of “foreign entanglements.” FDR gave it a context, “Our national determination to keep free of foreign wars and foreign entanglements cannot prevent us from feeling deep concern when ideals and principles that we have cherished are challenged.” … finish reading Foreign Entanglements