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Pastrami with a Side of Kibitz

Pastrami with a Side of Kibitz

Writing about Gaza isn’t going to change Gaza. I’m under no illusions. Talking about Gaza ...

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Sticks & iStones

Sticks & iStones

It’s not a race. But it’s set-up to feel like a race. I’m not talking ...

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Call It What It Is

Call It What It Is

John Boehner wants to sue President Obama. Some would call it frivolous. I’d call it ...

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Merry Christmas to All and to All a Good Cookie!

Happy Holidays to All. And to Fox, Merry Fucking Christmas! Here’s my Holiday Sugar Cookie Recipe: Cookie Recipe: 2 cups flour 1/4 t baking powder 1/4 t salt 1 stick unsalted butter 1 cup sugar 1 large egg 1 t … finish reading Merry Christmas to All and to All a Good Cookie!

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Part 2, Chapter 5, from 1910 to 2011, from Teddy Roosevelt to Barack Obama, from tiny Osawatomie to the heart of New York City, with Love.

I geeked-out. This morning I was too busy at The Deli, pouring coffee. Even worse, I was burned-out. Didn’t think I wanted to hear another political speech. But something was gnawing at me, my inner-geek. So when I got a … finish reading Part 2, Chapter 5, from 1910 to 2011, from Teddy Roosevelt to Barack Obama, from tiny Osawatomie to the heart of New York City, with Love.

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Jay-Z and Kanye West at the United Center. Watch The Throne: That Sh*t Cray!

They have something in common. George Clooney, Jay-Z, Diablo Cody. Besides having a hit right now with “The Descendants,” or “Watch The Throne,” or “Young Adult.” They come to us at the peak of the holiday season, at the peak … finish reading Jay-Z and Kanye West at the United Center. Watch The Throne: That Sh*t Cray!

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Beating Ann Coulter At Ann Coulter’s Game

Let’s play a game. Let’s see who can say the most hateful thing about Ann Coulter. I’ll start. But before I do, allow me to offer background as to why this game is appropriate. In 2007, Ann Coulter called John … finish reading Beating Ann Coulter At Ann Coulter’s Game

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Herman Cain Was My Lover

I had an affair with Herman Cain. It lasted 14-years and 2-days. It only ended yesterday because I’m turned-off by quitters. To me, “Reassessing” is the same thing as “Quitting.” It’s a boner-buster. Last week, as Herman was blowing me … finish reading Herman Cain Was My Lover

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Happy Thanksgiving, America.

Happy Thanksgiving. Unless you’re Native American. In which case, please allow me to remove the mask of “American Exceptionalism.” Please allow me to apologize for being exceedingly cruel, alarmingly white and repulsively overweight. I confess, every time I see malls … finish reading Happy Thanksgiving, America.

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ANYONE BUT MITT

In the world of Anyone But Mitt, there’s a new comeback kid… And his name is Newt Gingrich. At this point, you’d think Mitt would say, “You know what? To Hell with it. I’m out! I’ll tell you what, you … finish reading ANYONE BUT MITT

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To Mock A Killing Bird

It was an accident. In high school, it was an assignment. But last week, when I picked up “To Kill A Mockingbird,” I did it because it was sitting around my house and I really didn’t feel like spending the … finish reading To Mock A Killing Bird

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TKO IN 2012

The GOP isn’t a ruling party. The GOP is an obstructionist party. Let’s stop pretending the unreasonableness is shocking. It’s not. It’s not shocking. At all. At. All. Let them work on their tans. Let them circle jerk their lobbyist … finish reading TKO IN 2012

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Fuck Kim Kardashian

I don’t mean fuck her hard or fuck her good or fuck her good and hard. I’m not talking about anything pleasurable enough to include mirrors, vibrators or anal beads. Grudge fucking is fun, so that’s out of the fucking … finish reading Fuck Kim Kardashian

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