I did not like history in high school. Actually, my entire high school experience was spent under a car or in a car parked on a dark, dead end street with my honey of the moment and a bottle of … finish reading Brutally Frank Becomes Conspiracy Frank
Rahm Emanuel got in trouble for calling liberals “Retarded.” Immediately, Sarah Palin demanded Rahm Emanuel be fired. Apparently, Trigger Palin, her youngest child, gives Sarah the right to police the use of the word “Retarded.” Unfortunately, in my case, Rahm … finish reading Proud to be Retarded
I sang karaoke once. I sang “3 Times A Lady.” I sang it at a bachelor party in 2003, which was thrown in my honor, by my ex-father-in-law. On the near side of the table sat my misguided youth, represented … finish reading 86 Karaoke
How do I know something extra ordinary happened this past week? The silence is deafening. The only email I got from my friends on the right was a criticism that President Obama referenced the Constitution when he should have referenced … finish reading Betting on a Horse Called “Hope”
Growing up, I lived on McCraren Road. My best friend, Mike, lived on Cavell. To get to his house, I could cut through a couple houses, or ride my bike through the empty lot. From Kindergarten with Miss Chamberlin until … finish reading Mike
When a man marries his mistress, he leaves a vacancy in that position. Same holds true in family dynamics. Our story is uncommon: a son spends the last few years of his dad’s life in court, trying to “legal his … finish reading You Is What You Is
A funny thing happened on the way to the kitchen last Monday. I walked past the den and on my new 42 inch high definition TV was our President, and our two former Presidents, at a press conference. They were … finish reading 3 Presidents, 1 Podium
My fellow Americans, my fellow Air Americans, my immediate family, my extended family, my Oy Vey Family on the radio, the state of our union SUCKS. Anyone who tells you otherwise is being paid to lie. Anyone calling our union … finish reading State of the Union: Oy Vey!
Dear City of Chicago, I have enclosed 2 pictures. Exhibit A is the sign I could not read that said street cleaning. It was a green sign on a tree under green leaves. Exhibit B is the sign on the … finish reading ATTN: City of Chicago
The question of the day is, “Can Frank be brutal about the recent disaster in Haiti without getting Family Values in deep dodo again?” Stay tuned! Listen to the Master of Bashing, the Doctor of Dirt explain this tragedy, and … finish reading The Beautiful Ruins of Haiti
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