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Dance, Vladimir, Dance.

Dance, Vladimir, Dance.

It’s being called a hoax, Jew Registration in East Ukraine. 2-things aren’t funny: Black Face ...

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Spirit Airlines, Discounting Torture

Spirit Airlines, Discounting Torture

Farewell to Wisconsin. We’ll miss the cheese. We’ll miss the cheeseheads. But we won’t miss your ...

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Supreme Court v. Common Decency

Supreme Court v. Common Decency

8Andy texted, “It’s a pissed-off soldier. There’s no angle for gun confiscation. Tell the International ...

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Grammys Celebrate Love

The Grammys Rocked! It was a moving night of music, songwriting, showmanship and love. I know there are voices out there being cynical. But you’re missing the point. Did you see Kacey Musgraves follow Imagine Dragons? It looked like a … finish reading Grammys Celebrate Love

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We Love You, Jason

Tonight is a fundraiser for Jason Kanarish, the son of our dearest family friend. I’m happy to report Jason is kicking major league tucas. He’s on the road to recovery. We’re thankful. But there are medical bills, lost wages, the … finish reading We Love You, Jason

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MLK Sparks-Up With BHO

Barack Obama said there’s no real difference between alcohol and marijuana. I’m tempted to call him President Obama, since it lends more relevance to the news. But to me, in all honesty, yesterday doesn’t care about this news. The other … finish reading MLK Sparks-Up With BHO

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Gay Games In Sochi

In Russia, there’s good news coming out. Not “coming out” in terms of opening up about your sexuality, coming out in terms of reporting international news. Vladimir Putin announced gay men and women who attend the Olympic Games in Sochi … finish reading Gay Games In Sochi

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The Last Bubble: Legal Fees

Going to law school is like having root canal. But instead of extracting a dead root, law schools extract your conscience. Want to make a fantastic living? Here’s what you do: go to law school, have your conscience yanked. In … finish reading The Last Bubble: Legal Fees

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Historical Case For The Innocence Of Michael Jackson

I’m tired of people discrediting Michael Jackson. We all know what he was: bad, but bad meaning good. If we insist on re-writing history, it’s time we gave proper credit to a discredited American Actor, a man of the ages, … finish reading Historical Case For The Innocence Of Michael Jackson

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Soup Tips From A Fanatical Soup Chef

1. The most famous soup on earth, Chicken Noodle Soup, seems to be the soup most commonly messed-up. At Max’s Deli, we make a clear chicken broth with bones, skinny egg noodles, topped with big chunks of chicken, carrot and celery. Tip: Don’t Mess with a … finish reading Soup Tips From A Fanatical Soup Chef

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Farewell To Fran Tarkenton

“Don’t get so confrontational,” Joey said. “I’m still figuring out how I feel about it. He was a punter. He had the easiest job in football. He knew the owners were religious. He knew the owners were homophobes. Kluwe should … finish reading Farewell To Fran Tarkenton

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Polar Vortex? Beam Me Up, Scotty!

5:35AM this morning, on the way to work, NPR announced Chicago was in a “Polar Vortex,” where temperatures could drop as low as 45 degrees below zero. It was so cold…how cold was it? It was so cold, salt wasn’t … finish reading Polar Vortex? Beam Me Up, Scotty!

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Everything Changes On New Years Day

Puked so hard, my hemorrhoids came back. Woke up with a beautiful woman crashed out in the living room on my couch. I think her name was Meeka. But I’m not sure. I texted 3-managers I work with at 5AM … finish reading Everything Changes On New Years Day

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