Family Values with an Oy Vey!
  • STORM

    STORM

    Fortino cut his hand. When you work the deli line, it’s in the job description. I ...

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  • Commencement

    Commencement

    Have you seen President Obama’s commencement speech at Morehouse College? Thunderous applause in the pouring ...

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  • Lucky Dog

    Lucky Dog

    Put in 28.5 miles this Sunday on the bike path. My asshole hurts. Is there ...

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Low T

Getting dressed in the locker room, I got pulled into a conversation with 2 old guys: 71 and 66. One of the old guys was going on-and-on about having Low T. He was rattling-off all the perks of adding supplemental … finish reading Low T

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Fool Who Follows

I’ve been the fool. I’ve been the fool who follows. Those are both easy. The hard part is becoming the fool who forgives, mostly himself. How do you know what to do with your life? How do you know who … finish reading Fool Who Follows

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Thank You, Facebook

Never thought I’d say this about Facebook, but this week, I was moved. As red equal signs began taking the place of profile pictures of more and more of my Facebook Friends, on the eve of a decision before the … finish reading Thank You, Facebook

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Till, Swartz & Shepard

Emmett Till was beaten to death. Emmett was beaten so badly, his mother left the casket open. His crime: whistling at a white woman. Aaron Swartz was terrorized by States Attorney Carmen Ortiz. Aaron chose the swift justice of a … finish reading Till, Swartz & Shepard

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Death By Argument

Everyone on TV looks like they’re on the way to play golf, or court. They’re in such a rush to fit-in: neckties, necklaces, cropped hair, beige. If I had kids, I’d tell them to dye their hair pink. If I … finish reading Death By Argument

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Flavor Of Love

There’s nothing supreme about intolerance. Couldn’t believe what I was hearing, last night, when I sat down, putting aside time, my time, to take-in the arguments before the high court on Marriage Equality. Antonin Scalia asked Ted Olson this question: … finish reading Flavor Of Love

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Thank God For Monica

“Bill Clinton signed the Defense Of Marriage Act while acting indefensibly in his own marriage.” I enjoyed using that line back in the good ole days, back when I was on the radio. I liked the way it sounded. Like … finish reading Thank God For Monica

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John Lennon’s Bloody Glasses

Yoko Ono tweeted a picture of John Lennon’s bloody glasses to her 3,747,248 followers. President Obama retweeted the picture to his 28,755,342 followers. So I re-retweeted to my 627 followers. And posted to my blog, so Mom could comment. Hey, … finish reading John Lennon’s Bloody Glasses

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Toda Raba, Mister President

Toda Raba means Thank You, in case you’re wondering. President Obama ended his speech in Jerusalem this morning by saying Toda Raba. So I looked it up. Didn’t watch the speech. Didn’t listen to the speech. Didn’t want to get … finish reading Toda Raba, Mister President

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The World According To Dick Cheney

It’s not an accident. There are no accidents. President David Palmer narrates “The World According to Dick Cheney.” In case you’ve forgotten, President David Palmer is the make believe president played by Dennis Haysbert, in the American television series “24,” … finish reading The World According To Dick Cheney

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