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Dance, Vladimir, Dance.

Dance, Vladimir, Dance.

It’s being called a hoax, Jew Registration in East Ukraine. 2-things aren’t funny: Black Face ...

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Spirit Airlines, Discounting Torture

Spirit Airlines, Discounting Torture

Farewell to Wisconsin. We’ll miss the cheese. We’ll miss the cheeseheads. But we won’t miss your ...

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Supreme Court v. Common Decency

Supreme Court v. Common Decency

8Andy texted, “It’s a pissed-off soldier. There’s no angle for gun confiscation. Tell the International ...

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Thank You, Mister President.

What am I going to do, with nothing to scream about? Who am I, without a cause? What are you doing, Mister President? Are you trying to win me over? It’s working. This week, I’m going to track down The … finish reading Thank You, Mister President.

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Name That Dish

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Imagine Joe Biden Proudly Singing, “You Better Work!”

The Bulls can’t win. Watching them try has been painful. Not just for the injuries. But for the awareness you can’t ask someone to suddenly take on a role they’re not made to fill. Listen, I run a restaurant with … finish reading Imagine Joe Biden Proudly Singing, “You Better Work!”

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This Week In America

This week in America, we have 2-dead teenagers. Trayvon Martin was shot for being black in a country where white people are having trouble “evolving,” when it comes to how they feel about Skittles. Kenneth Weishuhn killed himself for being … finish reading This Week In America

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Cowboys and Killers and Whores, Oh My!

One of my oldest friends is Hank Ronnell. I bumped into him the other day, playing basketball. Hank approached me between games. We got to talking. He asked me to send him an email, letting him know when I publish … finish reading Cowboys and Killers and Whores, Oh My!

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Disagree While Being Disagreeable

When it comes to Trayvon Martin, I don’t trust MSNBC because they’re liberal any more than I trust Al Sharpton because he’s black. I’m tired of being guided to an opinion. Zimmerman is in custody, which is exactly where he … finish reading Disagree While Being Disagreeable

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Please. And Thank You.

Santorum has “suspended” his campaign. What the what? “Suspend?” Seriously? Call it what it is: Over. Before it began, it was over. Please, oh God of Google, please return the frothy fecal definition to the top of the Google Search … finish reading Please. And Thank You.

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Healthy Eating, A Life’s Mission

In 1999, I was working at Citrus Bar & Grill while living with my brother Greg in a one-bedroom apartment on Saint Marks Place in New York City. On my day-off, to make a little extra money, so I could … finish reading Healthy Eating, A Life’s Mission

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Epilog: “Lost”

“Don’t know how to ask you this question without sounding condescending,” she said. “Don’t worry about it,” I said, “it’s perfectly okay to come at me like I’m an addict. And you’re concerned.” She drove for a while, along Sunset … finish reading Epilog: “Lost”

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To Hell With “Game Change!”

Tried writing about “The Artist.” But what is there to say about a silent movie where tap dancing speaks to the soul of forgiving yourself? All I could think to say was you’re an idiot if you miss seeing a … finish reading To Hell With “Game Change!”

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