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Dance, Vladimir, Dance.

Dance, Vladimir, Dance.

It’s being called a hoax, Jew Registration in East Ukraine. 2-things aren’t funny: Black Face ...

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Spirit Airlines, Discounting Torture

Spirit Airlines, Discounting Torture

Farewell to Wisconsin. We’ll miss the cheese. We’ll miss the cheeseheads. But we won’t miss your ...

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Supreme Court v. Common Decency

Supreme Court v. Common Decency

8Andy texted, “It’s a pissed-off soldier. There’s no angle for gun confiscation. Tell the International ...

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Lashing Out At Pussy Riot

Where are the men? Where are the women? Shopping… “Hey, it’s my once in a lifetime chance to be in Sochi. I need gifts for my family.” No you don’t. You need to put down the credit card, leave the … finish reading Lashing Out At Pussy Riot

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Jam, Old Man, Jam.

What does an apology cost you? Nothing. What does pride taste like when you swallow? Nothing. In fact, there’s no aftertaste. Wheatgrass has a horrible aftertaste. And wheatgrass is supposed to be good for you. We have all these rituals … finish reading Jam, Old Man, Jam.

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This Week In Intolerance

A Terrified Starlet. Jim Crow Laws in Kansas. Songs in the Key of Death. And this was just last week… Ellen Page came out, standing before a crowd gathered to celebrate the ongoing battle for gay equality, voice shaking, right … finish reading This Week In Intolerance

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A Toast To Intentions

Thinking about re-naming my blog Mea Culpa. I treat apologizing like going to the gym, if I put in reps, the effort will bear fruit. Truth be told, rather than egg on my face, I’d prefer washboard abs. But my … finish reading A Toast To Intentions

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Jojo’s Earth-Shattering Breakfast Blog

Growing up in Highland Park, the main breakfast joint was Country Kitchen. Yesterday, I went there for breakfast with my brother. They did not disappoint. I had an omelet with turkey sausage and American Cheese. They whip air into their … finish reading Jojo’s Earth-Shattering Breakfast Blog

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Deconstructing Scary

As details siding with Woody Allen begin to emerge from Moses Farrow, another adopted child in the beautiful family Mia Farrow assembled over the years, I’ve heard Twittering in the Twitterverse which starts with this bombastic phrase, “The Plot Thickens.” Sorry … finish reading Deconstructing Scary

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I Didn’t Want To Know Philip Seymour Hoffman

I liked not knowing Philip Seymour Hoffman. In the same way I liked not knowing John C. Reilley, in the same way I liked not knowing Christoph Waltz, in the same way I liked not knowing Emma Stone. When I … finish reading I Didn’t Want To Know Philip Seymour Hoffman

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Bien-Bien: Chicken Tacos

The way to make healthy, wholesome food is not by counting calories. You need to get creative. You need to purchase food locally, with an understanding of lean proteins and portion control. Also, bring back respect for carbs. Most notably … finish reading Bien-Bien: Chicken Tacos

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Pro Death Penalty

The US Government will seek the death penalty in the case of the Boston Marathon Bomber, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. I’m sorry to say, the penalty doesn’t suit the crime. Or more specifically, the penalty doesn’t suit the intention of the criminal. … finish reading Pro Death Penalty

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SOTU: Revenge Porn For Wonks

Vinny Vegas texted, “He is killing it tonight.” A few minutes later, Mom texted, “OMG. I luv the Prez!” Not only did I agree with them, but it was flattering they’d both know I’d be locked down, watching the State … finish reading SOTU: Revenge Porn For Wonks

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