Flying Morelli Brothers
  • Morning Schmo

    Morning Schmo

    Are we supposed to care? The NSA won’t tell our government anything we don’t already know ...

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  • CHOODLES

    CHOODLES

    Funded by a public-private-partnership, Let’s Move aims to get 50,000 schools across the United States ...

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  • Magna Carta Holy Grail

    Magna Carta Holy Grail

    3:03 The length of the new Samsung Galaxy Commercial, which aired last night during the NBA ...

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SCANDAL

Constant Crisis. Perpetual War. Scandals For The Sake Of Scandals. It’s not real, none of it’s real. Even Monica. She wasn’t real. And neither was the stain on her disgusting blue dress. Since when did it become impeachable to lie about … finish reading SCANDAL

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Well Hello

Cicely used to come into Joey’s Brickhouse with her daughter, Alexis. It was a standing date. Alexis was 12. But she dressed like she was 22. Cicely was 53. But she dressed like she was 22. Blond hair sprayed into … finish reading Well Hello

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Memorial Day

Memorial Day, and all we have to show for it is a Moment Of Silence. So I’m shaking my head, silently. We need a rebirth of People Power. We need a rebirth of Audacity. We need a second coming of … finish reading Memorial Day

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ORGANIC

We’re in the third quarter of year one in a wonderful relationship with a company called The Kitchen Chicks.  It’s a healthy meal business featuring lean protein, complex carbs and portion control.   We’re taking-on childhood obesity. We’re partnering with local … finish reading ORGANIC

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WEINER

This is how my brother sees Anthony Weiner: go away, creepy. This is how my dad sees Anthony Weiner: 50% understand cheating because 50% cheat and 0% understand posting your pecker on twitter because 0% get-off on posting your pecker … finish reading WEINER

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STORM

Fortino cut his hand. When you work the deli line, it’s in the job description. I drove him to the emergency room at Highland Park Hospital. The door says, “Sliding Door: Caution.” By the time you get to the sliding … finish reading STORM

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Commencement

Have you seen President Obama’s commencement speech at Morehouse College? Thunderous applause in the pouring rain, it’s his finest hour. Not a black president addressing an all black college, it’s an outsider president addressing an all outsider college, reminding them … finish reading Commencement

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Lucky Dog

Put in 28.5 miles this Sunday on the bike path. My asshole hurts. Is there anything more American? As a blogger, which is essentially a journalist, an emotional journalist, I’m backing The Obama Administration on the so-called AP-Leaks. I don’t … finish reading Lucky Dog

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To Go

Standing in line at the bank, the Teller asked if I had a good time in New Orleans. They know me at the bank. I enjoy standing in line, chatting with Tellers, bringing them snacks, from time to time. Women … finish reading To Go

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Cumpleaños

Edwardo Ross called. It was his birthday. But we didn’t start there. We started with him in the middle of a run-on sentence, running on and on and on about an ambiguous deal he’s been trying to finagle into a … finish reading Cumpleaños

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