Family Values with an Oy Vey!
  • To Go

    To Go

    Standing in line at the bank, the Teller asked if I had a good time ...

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  • Cumpleaños

    Cumpleaños

    Edwardo Ross called. It was his birthday. But we didn’t start there. We started with him ...

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  • Trombone Shorty

    Trombone Shorty

    Trombone Shorty, hands sliding down, was the best act at Jazz Fest, 2013. 19 were shot ...

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My Recipe For Love: Let Simmer 41-Years!

After the time I spent with Dad at Cancer Camp for Kids, teaching the kids how to make spaghetti and meatballs, I’m reminded what a Good Dad I have. Even more, what amazing grandparents I have in waiting. 10-years ago, … finish reading My Recipe For Love: Let Simmer 41-Years!

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Pondering the Debt Ceiling, like a Grown Up

I’d like someone to help me understand the Debt Ceiling. From my side, I’ll offer up what I’ve been able to figure out. From your side, I ask you please refrain from pretending like it’s all “doom & gloom.” It’s … finish reading Pondering the Debt Ceiling, like a Grown Up

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Letter to TV Network Execs

Dear Mandy & Samantha, Haven’t heard from you in a while. Not sure what’s going on, or when the scout is planning to visit us in Chicago. Things have been good at Max’s Deli, if not a little heated. Thought … finish reading Letter to TV Network Execs

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BREAKING: Fox News Threatens the Life of President Barack Obama on Twitter

In the wee hours of Independence Day, tweets appeared on the Fox News Feed. “BREAKING NEWS: President Barack Obama assassinated, 2 gunshot wounds have proved too much. It’s a sad 4th for America.” Their followers couldn’t have been happier, with … finish reading BREAKING: Fox News Threatens the Life of President Barack Obama on Twitter

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Cancer Camp is a Godsend

Kids with medical issues. Kids with mental issues. Kids with issues on their issues. They are just kids. For the most part, we’re the ones who haven’t dealt with the issues. Just got back from my annual pilgrimage to Lake … finish reading Cancer Camp is a Godsend

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Remarkable Irony

Remarkable Irony sounds like a NeoCon Heavy Metal Band instead of a description of President Obama’s feisty press conference. If John Boehner thinks we’re afraid of his shenanigans, he’s the one who’s “sorely mistaken.” This was the first time I’ve … finish reading Remarkable Irony

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The Bravery Of “Beginners”

This is what Big Pimpin looks like if you’re a white, Jewish Guy who happens to love the music of Jay-Z in 2011. The president of the United States is Barack Hussein Obama. The mayor of Chicago is his former … finish reading The Bravery Of “Beginners”

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I’m Gay For Mayor Rybak

Between Minneapolis and Chicago is Lake Geneva, Wisconsin. Once a year, Dad spends the week in Lake Geneva at Cancer Camp for Kids. He’s been doing this for 3-years. Last year, he started teaching the kids to cook. So this … finish reading I’m Gay For Mayor Rybak

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Part 2, Chapter 3, Story of My Arrest at Netroots Nation, 2011

What the hell is Netroots Nation? It’s a gathering where boozy white progressives from all over the world pine after sexy brown women in Hijabs, a playground where liberals are free to run around without getting noogies, a convention center … finish reading Part 2, Chapter 3, Story of My Arrest at Netroots Nation, 2011

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I’d Like to Apologize to Huma Abedin

Please, no more sad women at the podium standing by their man. That song has been sung. I hope Huma Abedin, wife of Anthony Weiner, leaves the marriage. This isn’t for better or worse. This is just plain heartbreaking. As … finish reading I’d Like to Apologize to Huma Abedin

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