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Dance, Vladimir, Dance.

Dance, Vladimir, Dance.

It’s being called a hoax, Jew Registration in East Ukraine. 2-things aren’t funny: Black Face ...

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Spirit Airlines, Discounting Torture

Spirit Airlines, Discounting Torture

Farewell to Wisconsin. We’ll miss the cheese. We’ll miss the cheeseheads. But we won’t miss your ...

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Supreme Court v. Common Decency

Supreme Court v. Common Decency

8Andy texted, “It’s a pissed-off soldier. There’s no angle for gun confiscation. Tell the International ...

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Troubled Troubled Troubled

Paul Ryan revealed his new budget. He wants to repeal the Affordable Care Act, which re-affirms the republican position: troubled assets get relief, but if you’re a troubled person, go to Hell. Speaking of Hell, 115 men pick The Pope. … finish reading Troubled Troubled Troubled

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All The Wrong Things Are Winning

Elisabeth Hasselbeck was being fired for her fake conservative views, which are nothing more than an extension of a lifetime spent playing the role of a Mean Girl. Elisabeth Hasselbeck was finally getting her due. But no. And the winner … finish reading All The Wrong Things Are Winning

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CONTROL

I am sick and tired of hearing the words ‘Gun Control’ and ‘Background Checks’ in the same sentence. Background Checking does not help us control our gun problem. Our gun problem can only be controlled by ‘Gun Registration,’ plain and … finish reading CONTROL

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I Support Drones

I support Drones. There, I’m throwing my hat in the political arena. Rand Paul is a fraud. His 13-hour filibuster was nothing more than an empty media stunt designed to get attention in the same obnoxious manner a 5-year old … finish reading I Support Drones

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The Clown & The Dictator

The faded NBA Star with faded old man tattoos visited North Korea to hang out with his new BFF, the fat kid who inherited nuclear missiles and bad hair. Welcome to season one of “International Celebrity Rehab,” starring Dennis Rodman … finish reading The Clown & The Dictator

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It Kills Me To Not Advise Chris Wallace On His Socks

Mitt Romney needs to shut the fuck up. At least Al Gore knew when to shut the fuck up, after he lost the election to George W. Bush.  Even though, Al Gore actually won. Maybe it takes winning to find … finish reading It Kills Me To Not Advise Chris Wallace On His Socks

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The Father. The Son. And The Holy Host.

Instead of bidding farewell to their Pope, it’s time the Faithful bid farewell to their Faith. I understand it’s not what you planned on. But adulthood is defined by how you deal with the things you didn’t plan on. So … finish reading The Father. The Son. And The Holy Host.

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Constant State Of Crisis

The Law of Diminishing Returns has kicked-in. We no longer believe The Speaker of the House when he speaks. We no longer care. We’ve been living in a constant state of crisis, since George W. Bush duped 5 arrogant know-it-alls … finish reading Constant State Of Crisis

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Oscar Matters. Oscars Matters A Lot.

Django reclaimed the western. We finally got a hero besides Clint Eastwood. Don’t get me wrong; Unforgiven will always be the trademark of Clint Eastwood, but more for the chair than the movie. The best part of Les Miserables is … finish reading Oscar Matters. Oscars Matters A Lot.

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And The Oscar Doesn’t Go To…

Doomed to a life of guitar classes, open mics and blogs. I’m lucky. There was a time when I pined for more. There was a time when I cut Lollapalooza off a t-shirt, and had my ex-girlfriend, Inna, sew it … finish reading And The Oscar Doesn’t Go To…

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