Vinny Vegas wants me to watch “Gasland 2.” 8Andy wants me to read “Orange Is The New Black.” All I ever asked was they make a little time for themselves and go see “This Is The End,” a zombie flick. … finish reading Immoral Universe
You can choose your friends. You can choose your peers. You can even choose who you wear a blue dress for in your internship. But family is an ongoing hostage situation. It’s beyond control. We live in a country where … finish reading Orange Is The New Bestseller
Pardon the alliteration. But why on God’s green ganja smokin Earth did I quit smoking pot? It was holding me back. In high school, I used pot for the best reason of all, peer pressure: I wanted new friends. It … finish reading Letting Go
Seattle Police were armed heavily with bags of Doritos bearing a warning sticker in lieu of I-502, the Referendum on Marijuana. Don’t: drive high, shotgun weed or smoke in public. Do: listen to Dark Side of the Moon at reasonable … finish reading Hempfest 2013
7:39AM Mrs. Hill called, “I have an order I need to pick-up later than expected. My dog is very sick.” She was sobbing. “Okay,” I said. “I understand.” “Thank you,” she said. “I’ve been up all night. My dog is … finish reading AJAX
Sir Ken Robinson has a famous Ted Talk where he tells the story of Gillian Lynne, former ballerina of the Royal Ballet and choreographer of “Cats.” Sir Ken Robinson described Gillian Lynne as someone who “needs to move to think.” … finish reading I Like Ike. Sorta.
7:24AM There was a complaint, “I Expect a Baker’s Dozen.” She wanted 13-bagels. The day had just begun. Already one more bagel was more important than being nice. I asked her bagel preference. “Cinnamon Raisin,” she said. I placed the … finish reading Life Without Consequence