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Dance, Vladimir, Dance.

Dance, Vladimir, Dance.

It’s being called a hoax, Jew Registration in East Ukraine. 2-things aren’t funny: Black Face ...

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Spirit Airlines, Discounting Torture

Spirit Airlines, Discounting Torture

Farewell to Wisconsin. We’ll miss the cheese. We’ll miss the cheeseheads. But we won’t miss your ...

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Supreme Court v. Common Decency

Supreme Court v. Common Decency

8Andy texted, “It’s a pissed-off soldier. There’s no angle for gun confiscation. Tell the International ...

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Immoral Universe

Vinny Vegas wants me to watch “Gasland 2.” 8Andy wants me to read “Orange Is The New Black.” All I ever asked was they make a little time for themselves and go see “This Is The End,” a zombie flick. … finish reading Immoral Universe

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Suicide Watch Party

Mike Tyson, former heavyweight champion of the world, talked openly about wanting to kill himself. Martin Manley, former sports editor for the Kansas City Star, blogged his suicide. Miley Cyrus, former Disney Starlet, committed career suicide on the VMA’s, twerking … finish reading Suicide Watch Party

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Orange Is The New Bestseller

You can choose your friends. You can choose your peers. You can even choose who you wear a blue dress for in your internship. But family is an ongoing hostage situation. It’s beyond control. We live in a country where … finish reading Orange Is The New Bestseller

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Letting Go

Pardon the alliteration. But why on God’s green ganja smokin Earth did I quit smoking pot? It was holding me back. In high school, I used pot for the best reason of all, peer pressure: I wanted new friends. It … finish reading Letting Go

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Hempfest 2013

Seattle Police were armed heavily with bags of Doritos bearing a warning sticker in lieu of I-502, the Referendum on Marijuana. Don’t: drive high, shotgun weed or smoke in public. Do: listen to Dark Side of the Moon at reasonable … finish reading Hempfest 2013

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Dmitri Kiselev, Heartless

Diet Soda is linked to depression. The surprise isn’t the link. The surprise is the need to be told. There are warnings on packs of cigarettes. And yet there aren’t warnings on packs of bullets. There are signs which forbid … finish reading Dmitri Kiselev, Heartless

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AJAX

7:39AM Mrs. Hill called, “I have an order I need to pick-up later than expected. My dog is very sick.” She was sobbing. “Okay,” I said. “I understand.” “Thank you,” she said. “I’ve been up all night. My dog is … finish reading AJAX

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Cold War Kitsch

Putin is granting asylum to an attitude. But it’s not pro-Information. It’s anti-American.  In reality, the Cold War is little more than a Cold Shoulder. Gay Kids could use asylum. So could Pussy Riot. It’s time for Obama to broker … finish reading Cold War Kitsch

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I Like Ike. Sorta.

Sir Ken Robinson has a famous Ted Talk where he tells the story of Gillian Lynne, former ballerina of the Royal Ballet and choreographer of “Cats.” Sir Ken Robinson described Gillian Lynne as someone who “needs to move to think.” … finish reading I Like Ike. Sorta.

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Life Without Consequence

7:24AM There was a complaint, “I Expect a Baker’s Dozen.” She wanted 13-bagels. The day had just begun. Already one more bagel was more important than being nice. I asked her bagel preference. “Cinnamon Raisin,” she said. I placed the … finish reading Life Without Consequence

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