Family Values with an Oy Vey!
  • Commencement

    Commencement

    Have you seen President Obama’s commencement speech at Morehouse College? Thunderous applause in the pouring ...

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  • Lucky Dog

    Lucky Dog

    Put in 28.5 miles this Sunday on the bike path. My asshole hurts. Is there ...

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  • To Go

    To Go

    Standing in line at the bank, the Teller asked if I had a good time ...

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Dick Cheney: Father Of The Brides

This week, Dick Cheney got to do the thing every father dreams of doing. This week, Dick Cheney got to walk his daughter down the aisle. Mary Cheney got married. She was made an honest woman by Heather Poe. Given … finish reading Dick Cheney: Father Of The Brides

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Penis v. Vagina

State Representative Lisa Brown was silenced for using the “V-Word.” Not violence. Not vanity. Not vote. Even though, those are dangerous words, words which denote “might makes right,” lack of humility and power to the people. State Representative Lisa Brown used … finish reading Penis v. Vagina

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Private Equity, And Other Euphemisms

They call themselves Private Equity guys now.  Back in the 80’s, we called them Corporate Raiders.  For a while, it sounded cool and rebel-like.  They made making lots of money look really sexy, and thousands of college grads were drawn … finish reading Private Equity, And Other Euphemisms

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The Economy Is Fine, Stupid.

You’re wrong, Mister President. The economy is fine. Why backpedal? Why clarify? Do you really need David Axelrod on CNN tap dancing? David Axelrod has no rhythm. And what’s with the mustache? Seriously. Try going the other way, Mister President. … finish reading The Economy Is Fine, Stupid.

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Recall Wars

Got an email from 8Andy, “You guys got your asses whipped!” Got a facebook message from BB, “Are you blogging Citizens United?” Got a text message from Vinny Vegas, “Why didn’t Obama go to Wisconsin? Maybe he didn’t want to … finish reading Recall Wars

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Mitt Gives Donald A Handjob

Trump can’t seem to shut his fucking mouth. I don’t think he’s happy, which is backwards. Here’s a guy who has everything. Just ask him. Trump is still hung-up on the “Birther Bullshit.” Even the most bigoted of bigots has … finish reading Mitt Gives Donald A Handjob

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Shorting The Sun

Solyndra was a solar start-up that developed a state of the art, gold standard technological advantage over its rivals. This was a game changing innovation that included solar panel design changes (that allowed for cheaper installation and maintenance) as well … finish reading Shorting The Sun

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Private Morelli, Blogging For Duty, Sir.

My best friend has an art studio. He goes there to paint. How he finds the time to paint is beyond me. He’s a lawyer, busy filing class action lawsuits and taking on scoundrels who are out to dupe the … finish reading Private Morelli, Blogging For Duty, Sir.

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DIDN’T GO TO NATO

Didn’t go to NATO. Even though I live in Chicago, and it felt like I was shirking my responsibility, I didn’t go to NATO. It was touching how many people left a message, to see if I was okay. It’s … finish reading DIDN’T GO TO NATO

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Step-Up, Black Churches!

How insecure are you? Do you need to feel better than someone else? Is your ability to love and give love so timid you need to shatter the dreams of people you don’t even know, but whose sexual preferences make … finish reading Step-Up, Black Churches!

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