Category Archives: Tears & Popcorn

To Hell With “Game Change!”

Tried writing about “The Artist.” But what is there to say about a silent movie where tap dancing speaks to the soul of forgiving yourself? All I could think to say was you’re an idiot if you miss seeing a … finish reading To Hell With “Game Change!”

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JESUS CHRIST Versus SNUFFLEUPAGUS

This wasn’t intended to be political. But yesterday, Mitt Romney said if the American People made him the next president, then he’d run ads on Big Bird. He said he wouldn’t ask China to fund Sesame Street, so it’s time … finish reading JESUS CHRIST Versus SNUFFLEUPAGUS

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Limited, soul crushing release: “Young Adult.” By the queen of mean, Diablo Cody. You don’t have the guts to see this movie. Trust me. Instead see “Hugo.” By a kinder, gentler Martin Scorsese.

What’s my secret? Coffee and regret. I pretty much regret everyone I slept with in my 20′s. I regret not telling my fat fucking friends they look like the poster children for Diabetes in America. I regret not moving-on more … finish reading Limited, soul crushing release: “Young Adult.” By the queen of mean, Diablo Cody. You don’t have the guts to see this movie. Trust me. Instead see “Hugo.” By a kinder, gentler Martin Scorsese.

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Jay-Z and Kanye West at the United Center. Watch The Throne: That Sh*t Cray!

They have something in common. George Clooney, Jay-Z, Diablo Cody. Besides having a hit right now with “The Descendants,” or “Watch The Throne,” or “Young Adult.” They come to us at the peak of the holiday season, at the peak … finish reading Jay-Z and Kanye West at the United Center. Watch The Throne: That Sh*t Cray!

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Happy Thanksgiving, America.

Happy Thanksgiving. Unless you’re Native American. In which case, please allow me to remove the mask of “American Exceptionalism.” Please allow me to apologize for being exceedingly cruel, alarmingly white and repulsively overweight. I confess, every time I see malls … finish reading Happy Thanksgiving, America.

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