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Citizens United v. Citizens United

My ego is too big to fail. Standing at the cash register, covering for the cashier as she made a bathroom run, a customer approached me with his check. “Did you know,” he said, “the government plans on taxing tips … finish reading Citizens United v. Citizens United

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Breaking News Snaps

It’s not news: the reaction of families to the reality of Flight MH370 being a casualty of the South Indian Ocean is not news. It’s not news: the reaction of Mick Jagger to the suicide of his girlfriend, L’Wren Scott, … finish reading Breaking News Snaps

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Flight MH370: Master Class In Negotiation

This is not Terrorism 101. This is Advanced Terrorism. Amateurs crash planes into buildings. Amateurs spend a surplus invading Afghanistan. Amateurs march into Crimea to extend a winning streak of Olympic Gold. Fact: there’s a missing Boeing 777, a sonic … finish reading Flight MH370: Master Class In Negotiation

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SAT: Sexual Aptitude Test

You can spend a lifetime re-litigating the past, measuring what you’ve become against what you didn’t become. You can spend a lifetime debating choices, weighing the importance of choices you made against choices you turned down. You can spend a … finish reading SAT: Sexual Aptitude Test

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We Love You, Jason

Tonight is a fundraiser for Jason Kanarish, the son of our dearest family friend. I’m happy to report Jason is kicking major league tucas. He’s on the road to recovery. We’re thankful. But there are medical bills, lost wages, the … finish reading We Love You, Jason

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