Category Archives: Gregor, Please!
3:03 The length of the new Samsung Galaxy Commercial, which aired last night during the NBA Finals, announcing the new album by Jay-Z, Magna Carta Holy Grail. Magna Carta Holy Shit. Jay-Z jumped the shark. Is it possible? Jay-Z? The … finish reading Magna Carta Holy Grail
“He’s a smart sonuvabitch,” Grandpa Bernie said. “I didn’t vote for him. But he won. If I weren’t so sick right now, I’d write a letter to Bill O’Reilly. It’s enough. The election is over. We all know who won. … finish reading Grandpa Bernie
The great gift of running a restaurant is learning how to read body language. Side-to-Side Bobbing-Head: where’s the bathroom? Looking Up Suddenly: can I get the check? Fidgety: can we get a 2nd cashier? Arms Akimbo: I want to talk … finish reading AUDIENCE
Cicely used to come into Joey’s Brickhouse with her daughter, Alexis. It was a standing date. Alexis was 12. But she dressed like she was 22. Cicely was 53. But she dressed like she was 22. Blond hair sprayed into … finish reading Well Hello
Have you seen President Obama’s commencement speech at Morehouse College? Thunderous applause in the pouring rain, it’s his finest hour. Not a black president addressing an all black college, it’s an outsider president addressing an all outsider college, reminding them … finish reading Commencement