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Pastrami with a Side of Kibitz

Pastrami with a Side of Kibitz

Writing about Gaza isn’t going to change Gaza. I’m under no illusions. Talking about Gaza ...

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Sticks & iStones

Sticks & iStones

It’s not a race. But it’s set-up to feel like a race. I’m not talking ...

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Call It What It Is

Call It What It Is

John Boehner wants to sue President Obama. Some would call it frivolous. I’d call it ...

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Hobby Lobby: Alarming Decision

Chick-fil-A might be home to the “original chicken sandwich,” but my cash won’t be finding a home in their cash registers. Target encourages me to “expect more, pay less,” but I don’t expect doodly-squat from an organization lead by Guido … finish reading Hobby Lobby: Alarming Decision

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Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

“You know what your problem is, Greg?” he asked. “Your problem is you’re a fan who wants to be treated like a peer.” Lana Del Rey has a death wish. She thinks dying young is glamorous, when in fact, there’s … finish reading Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

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Wanted: Gluten-Free Baking Wizard

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Iraq: Whac-A-Mole, 2014

It’s complex. My favorite quality in President Obama is his ability to maintain complexity instead of over-simplifying and speaking in absolutes. I was accused of this by an ex-girlfriend, “You over-simplify and speak in absolutes.” She launched this at me … finish reading Iraq: Whac-A-Mole, 2014

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#ReadyForHillary

There’s an interview floating around of Hillary Clinton on NPR with Terry Gross. Hillary is called “snappy, testy, strangely awkward.” The interview is characterized as “tense,” which is precisely the right tone for an interview between a potential candidate for … finish reading #ReadyForHillary

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Deserters Unite

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney deserted the Geneva Conventions when they willfully lied about WMD’s and fetishized torture. Colin Powell deserted the 4-stars on his chest when he marched into the United Nations with a vial of anthrax. Karl … finish reading Deserters Unite

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Different Day, Same Shooter.

Different Day, Same Shooter: Elliot Rodger, Jared Loughner, Ivan Lopez, James Holmes, Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold. The losers are interchangeable, so are the guns: Sig Sauer P226, Glock 34 Long Slide, 9mm Glock, .45-Caliber Smith & Wesson, AR-15, 9mm Hi-Point 995 Carbine Rifle, 9mm … finish reading Different Day, Same Shooter.

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E-Mea Culpa Revisited

If I can’t buy, sell, earn, steal, will into existence or jerk-off to it, then it’s not for me. 3-days a week, I open the restaurant. I have to be at Max’s Deli by 6:47AM, if I want to start … finish reading E-Mea Culpa Revisited

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TMZ: TOO MUCH ZZZZZZZZ…

We’ve lost our minds. The adults have bought-in to their self-importance. The kids are running around with iPhones acting-out a TMZ Fantasy. This week, it reached the point where you can’t even have a private moment of “family weirdness” without … finish reading TMZ: TOO MUCH ZZZZZZZZ…

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Presidential Three-Way

Monica Lewinsky didn’t do anything wrong. Neither did Bill. Neither did Hillary. Let’s talk about sex. Let’s talk about sex using adult language, not PG-13 FCC-Neutered Spin. Let’s talk about sex and the definition of “IS.” A blowjob IS sex, … finish reading Presidential Three-Way

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