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Citizens United v. Citizens United

Citizens United v. Citizens United

My ego is too big to fail. Standing at the cash register, covering for the cashier ...

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Dance, Vladimir, Dance.

Dance, Vladimir, Dance.

It’s being called a hoax, Jew Registration in East Ukraine. 2-things aren’t funny: Black Face ...

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Spirit Airlines, Discounting Torture

Spirit Airlines, Discounting Torture

Farewell to Wisconsin. We’ll miss the cheese. We’ll miss the cheeseheads. But we won’t miss your ...

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Supreme Court v. Common Decency

8Andy texted, “It’s a pissed-off soldier. There’s no angle for gun confiscation. Tell the International Liberals to stand down.” I texted back, “Shoot until you shoot everyone. I don’t care. Just stop covering mass shootings like it’s news. It’s not … finish reading Supreme Court v. Common Decency

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Breaking News Snaps

It’s not news: the reaction of families to the reality of Flight MH370 being a casualty of the South Indian Ocean is not news. It’s not news: the reaction of Mick Jagger to the suicide of his girlfriend, L’Wren Scott, … finish reading Breaking News Snaps

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Flight MH370: Master Class In Negotiation

This is not Terrorism 101. This is Advanced Terrorism. Amateurs crash planes into buildings. Amateurs spend a surplus invading Afghanistan. Amateurs march into Crimea to extend a winning streak of Olympic Gold. Fact: there’s a missing Boeing 777, a sonic … finish reading Flight MH370: Master Class In Negotiation

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Putin & Kissinger Sitting In A Tree

Henry Kissinger, the secretary of state from 1973-1977, was asked by the Washington Post to publish an editorial reflecting on the crisis in the Ukraine. This is what he said, “The test is not absolute satisfaction but balanced dissatisfaction.” Henry … finish reading Putin & Kissinger Sitting In A Tree

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SAT: Sexual Aptitude Test

You can spend a lifetime re-litigating the past, measuring what you’ve become against what you didn’t become. You can spend a lifetime debating choices, weighing the importance of choices you made against choices you turned down. You can spend a … finish reading SAT: Sexual Aptitude Test

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“The Road To Kiev” Starring Vladimir Putin

Russian speakers, ethnic Russians, expats who fled Moscow to live peacefully in Kiev, none of them are crying out for the protection of Vladimir Putin. Unfortunately, the same thing can’t be said of Gay Kids currently living within the borders … finish reading “The Road To Kiev” Starring Vladimir Putin

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Key To Gnocchi

#1) Ingredients & Tools #2) Medium Russet & Potato Peeler #3) Boiling Water Salty Like The Sea #4) Mash With 1-Yolk, Parsley, Lemon/Pepper & Wondra Flour #5) Put In Pastry Bag & Cut 1-Inch Pieces Into Simmering Water #6) Smile … finish reading Key To Gnocchi

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The Audacity Of Vladimir Putin

Secretary of State John Kerry said it would be a “grave mistake.” When the Confederacy took up arms to fight on the side of slavery, it cost 618,222 lives, a “grave mistake.” When the Jews tried reading between the lines … finish reading The Audacity Of Vladimir Putin

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A Scribe For The Ages, Steve Pierce

If you placed a Cubic Zirconia under the discerning eye of a Diamond Cutter and he said, “I’m a little bit leery.“ Would you leverage an expression of heartfelt affection on the jewelry expertise of the aforementioned Diamond Cutter? If … finish reading A Scribe For The Ages, Steve Pierce

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SB 1062

What a good man. John McCain is a good man. John McCain believes in the “greatness of Arizona,” a state which dragged its feet on Martin Luther King Day, turned a blind eye after Gabby Giffords was gunned-down at Safeway … finish reading SB 1062

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