Family Values with an Oy Vey!
  • To Go

    To Go

    Standing in line at the bank, the Teller asked if I had a good time ...

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  • Cumpleaños

    Cumpleaños

    Edwardo Ross called. It was his birthday. But we didn’t start there. We started with him ...

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  • Trombone Shorty

    Trombone Shorty

    Trombone Shorty, hands sliding down, was the best act at Jazz Fest, 2013. 19 were shot ...

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Sandy Hook Moms

I got it wrong. And I got scolded. After the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School, I took the wrong approach. Didn’t mourn. Didn’t grieve. Didn’t bow my head. Didn’t offer prayers. Instead, I offered thoughts. On Facebook, a friend … finish reading Sandy Hook Moms

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Must See TV

Does anyone care about Benghazi? No, that’s what happens when you have military bases, consulates and embassies all over the world, in places we’re not welcome. People die. Does anyone care about Sandy Hook? No, that’s what happens when guns … finish reading Must See TV

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The Kid

Her name was Montana. Or that’s where she was from. I don’t remember. On Bourbon Street, you can end-up lost. On Bourbon Street, you can end-up lost in a strip club. I’d argue it’s not true: a fool and his … finish reading The Kid

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NOLA

The pink note in the Ziplock Bag attached to the purple bike says, “The same kids that stole your tire today, stole it last month. I called the cops @ 4:52PM to report it. They have my contact. I was … finish reading NOLA

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Slam Dunk: Jason Collins

Why is Jason Collins on the front-page? Why did President Obama feel compelled to call Jason Collins? What’s with the NBA? Is this hoopla? No, it’s not hoopla. It’s news. Today it’s news. Tomorrow, it’s yesterday’s news. The day after … finish reading Slam Dunk: Jason Collins

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ATTRACTION

Attraction is a dangerous beast. Since the bitter cold day of the announcement for his candidacy to be president of the United States of America, in the shadow of Abraham Lincoln, in Springfield, Illinois, I saw Barack Obama as living … finish reading ATTRACTION

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HELP

Not saying we shouldn’t help the people of Syria. Not saying we shouldn’t help the people of North Korea. Not saying we shouldn’t help the people of Dallas, Texas. I’m saying we can’t afford to. Dad always said to me, … finish reading HELP

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MIRANDIZE

Lindsey Graham doesn’t believe in the rule of law. Or the constitution. The only thing crazier than Dzhokhar Tsarnaev not being read his Miranda Rights is Lindsey Graham. He’s a Nutter-Butter, which is a crummy cookie, an unenjoyable cookie. I’m … finish reading MIRANDIZE

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Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Is 19

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev deserves the care he would deny others. Dzhokhar Tsarnaev deserves the voice he would deny others. Most of all, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev deserves his Miranda Rights. 2:50PM this afternoon in Massachusetts, the entire state will be pausing for a … finish reading Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Is 19

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Grandma Heather

Grandma Heather was addicted to sadness. Can’t remember the sound of her laughter. Or if she ever laughed. In her day, she was a great beauty, which means she got a lot of attention for something she didn’t accomplish. When … finish reading Grandma Heather

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