I Support Drones

I support Drones. There, I’m throwing my hat in the political arena.

Rand Paul is a fraud. His 13-hour filibuster was nothing more than an empty media stunt designed to get attention in the same obnoxious manner a 5-year old throws a tantrum in the grocery store when he can’t get a cookie.

Rand Paul wants a cookie. But with white chocolate chips only.

The Ghost of Strom Thurmond crushed-up and snorted a bottle of Little Blue Viagra Pills so he could remember what it felt like to be aroused. Strom Thurmond has the longest filibuster in the history of the Senate. He filibustered against the Civil Rights Act of 1957 for 24-hours and 18-minutes.

Talk about an erection lasting more than 4-hours.

We’re not debating guns. We’re not debating the lessons of Sandy Hook. We’re not debating the sequester. We’re not debating the lessons of 2-Wars funded with Tax Cuts.

We’re not debating Wall Street. We’re not debating The Dow at an all time high and record profits on Wall Street.

We’re not debating TARP, bailouts, bankers, AIG or disproportionate executive pay which distorts all sense of reality leading to the inevitable destabilization of world financial markets. Nope, we’re not debating any of that. We’re debating hypotheticals.

Debate my Ass. Filibuster my Ass. Deploy the Drones. Bring It On!

I have Intel supporting the claim of a domestic terrorist hiding out at an undisclosed location on American Soil. Deploy the Drones. Bring It On!

While we’re at it, let’s go 1-for-1: for every citizen killed in Iraq, for every citizen killed in Afghanistan, let’s do the same thing on American Soil we did on Foreign Soil, quietly look the other way as citizens of Wyoming lose their homes, their communities, their food markets, their families, their limbs and their lives to Drones.

Wyoming is a safe-haven for Public Enemy Number Two, Dick Cheney.

Either you’re with us or against us. Ain’t that so, Dick? The only person Dick Cheney has more contempt for than the gay daughter he threw under the bus is the president he threw under the bus. Ain’t that so, Dubya?

Drones are the Musket of 2013.

Under the 2nd Amendment, we have as much right to a Musket as we have to a Drone: AK-47, M16A2, Glock 17, Glock 19, Glock 23, Glock 36, Sig Sauer DAK Trigger, Heckler & Koch G36, Semi-Automatic Double-Action Little Blue Viagra Pills.

Bring It On, Rand. You fucker!

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4 Responses to I Support Drones

  1. VinEnEm says:

    Do you think we can all buy our own drones soon. Maybe everyone’s drone shouldn’t be able to shoot bombs though. Some should only be able to shoot bullets; of course, until the owner can show and prove that they are a good shot and not careless and stuff. And maybe even you could have a waiting period of two days or so and prove that you can operate a flying vehicle on a video game.

    • Gregor says:

      Typical liberal, trying to limit my right to shoot, even if I’m not a good shot. Show me where it says in the constitution you have to be a good shot to shoot.

  2. RAYmond says:

    This has to be the stupidest thing ever written in the history of political blogging.

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