Watching Rihanna’s performance at the Grammys made me happy she was going home with Chris Brown.
I’m craving the pain of unrelenting public abuse. I need a fix. I need something banal to go horrendously bad.
Did you see John McCain browbeat Chuck Hagel at his Must See Reality TV Confirmation Hearing?
Confirmation Hearings for Defense Secretary have been gleefully transformed into “Survivor Washington DC.”
Chris Brown could stand to take some lessons from John McCain. Especially when it comes to browbeating your bitch.
Chuck Hagel is John McCain’s bitch.
There was a time, 2006, to be exact, when John McCain, a candidate for president, praised Chuck Hagel as the kind of man he’d be honored to have in his white house, “In Any Capacity,” or more specifically, “Secretary of State.”
Somewhere between the false accusations of fathering an out of wedlock black child and the undeniable reality of losing the white house to a black man, John McCain snapped.
He could survive the Hanoi Hilton, where he was physically tortured in a 6-by-3 foot cell. But he couldn’t survive the emotional torture of being upstaged in the light of day.
Dark: good. Light: bad.
This all makes for great ratings, but a terrible life. John McCain needs to resign from the Senate. And get a life.
He’s running out of time. It might be too late. From the looks of him, John McCain is already dead; he just doesn’t know he’s already dead.
Zombie John McCain is wandering blindly through the Media Bloodbath, moaning into very small microphones, in 5-minute increments.
He needs blood. So do we. We need blood.
Otherwise, for the love of God, someone tell RiRi to piss-off Chris Brown.
I’m bored. I need blood.