The Father. The Son. And The Holy Host.

Instead of bidding farewell to their Pope, it’s time the Faithful bid farewell to their Faith.

I understand it’s not what you planned on. But adulthood is defined by how you deal with the things you didn’t plan on.

So deal with it.

God is a hustle. Church is a scam. Benedict is guilty of crimes against humanity. Specifically, crimes against adolescent humanity.

Where are the grown-ups? On their knees? Praying? For Christ sake!

It’s time to get off your knees. It’s time to give-up on prayer. It’s time for action. Specifically, indicting Benedict. 

Otherwise, without action, without accountability, without the white robe being replaced with an orange jumpsuit, child-rapists are going to keep on raping, as sure as school shooters are going to keep on shooting.

It begs the question: what are we going to do about it? Pray harder, scold friends-of-friends on Facebook for posting angry links because they don’t know what else to do with their outrage, or focus on pointless distractions like giving Seth MacFarlane such a hard time that even a beloved comedian as endlessly funny as Tina Fey would rather star in Titanic II than take a shot at hosting The Oscars in front of an auditorium filled with humorless millionaires.

Cue the facial hair. Cue the sideboob. Cue Syria.

We need a new war. America needs a new enemy, preferably someone brown. Otherwise, we have to start asking ourselves hard questions. And who wants to do that?

God will save the day. Sequestration will set things right. Drones will keep us safe. Guns will keep us free. And most important of all, Critics will tell us what’s funny.

Seth MacFarlane is divine. It’s the guy with the Holy Mood Ring we should be cursing God about.

Be Sociable, Share!
This entry was posted in Welcome To Backwards Land and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

6 Responses to The Father. The Son. And The Holy Host.

  1. Vince says:

    Bill Maher said, “the Pope quit, so you can quit religion too.”

  2. harris says:

    Religion bad. Seth Macfarlane good. Ok. got it.

  3. Vince says:

    How can anyone dress in $10,000 outifts made by Prada, wear $2,500 shoes and act like his shit don’t stink? Donald Trump is out of control. He should ahve been a Pope.

  4. Babs says:

    Just think. The Catholic church had a nazi, pedophile hider as the Pope for the last 8 years. He said when he spoke to God he sometimes felt like he wasn’t listening!! Ya think?!! As my father used to say, “Good riddance to bad rubbish!”

  5. Neal says:

    you’ve an awesome weblog here! would you like to make some invite posts on my blog?

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>