Switch the order of the 1st & 2nd Amendment to better reflect our national priorities.
Declare open season on the unarmed, particularly in malls where children line-up to sit on Santa’s Lap and grocery stores where the meat is already dead and wrapped tightly in cellophane.
As for the media, please, for the love of an Imaginary God, stop covering shootings like it’s news. It’s not news. No one cares, not even about the shooting at the mall in Oregon, just yesterday.
Ask Bob Costas how he was treated after he had the temerity to express his opinion on gun violence to football fans committed to sports violence.
Concussions don’t confuse people. People confuse people.
I live in Chicago. I will be getting a Concealed Carry License. I will be armed. I will be dangerous. Until this country has an open, honest conversation about gun control, and the false premise of the 2nd Amendment, I might as well be another idiot in a nation of idiots who misperceives himself as a Metrosexual Rambo.
Black glocks are slimming.