Mitt Gives Donald A Handjob

Trump can’t seem to shut his fucking mouth.

I don’t think he’s happy, which is backwards. Here’s a guy who has everything. Just ask him.

Trump is still hung-up on the “Birther Bullshit.”

Even the most bigoted of bigots has given-up on the “Birther Bullshit.”

It’s embarrassing. But that’s never stopped Trump.

He put his last name on his airplane. He put his last name on his helicopter. He put his last name on his casinos. He put his last name on his skyscrapers. You have to wonder, when Little Donnie Trump went to summer camp, did his mommy sew his name in the elastic band of his big-boy underpants?

It’s never enough. When you’ve been given everything, it’s never enough.

Little Donnie used to get bailed out by his daddy when his casinos went bankrupt. Unfortunately, there’s no way to bail out Big Donnie from moral bankruptcy.

And it’s contagious.

Mitt Romney has caught the disease. He won’t speak-up and tell his big-headed boyfriend to shut the fuck up. It’s embarrassing. Which goes to show, Mitt Romney is learning from the master of shamelessness.

I retract the last comment.

Trump is the master of nothing. To be a master, you have to pick a craft and work at it, tirelessly. Trump has worked at nothing. It’s either been handed to him or showered on him…or handed to him while being showered on him.

But he’s worked at nothing, besides a tireless campaign of PR.

He’s the Pairs Hilton of hair-swoopers, a loudmouthed piece of shit show-off. A brat who gets the royal treatment.

Welcome to Backwards Land. A country born from the blood of revolution against a king, which turned right around and spent 236-years doing everything possible to reclaim the crown for a royal asshole.

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6 Responses to Mitt Gives Donald A Handjob

  1. Babs says:

    Every thing you said is true, in my opinion. I only have one problem with it. Why give any more air time or print time to this horribly haired, orange fish face jerk? In his case, less is for sure more!!

    • Greg Morelli says:

      I could say, “Because Y is a crooked letter and it can’t be straightened.” But I always hated it when dad said that to me. It sounded like he didn’t want to be bothered. As if my question deserved a more polite way of saying, “Go fuck yourself.” By the way, that’s the subtext when someone says to you, “It is what it is.” Or when a dismissive asshole says, “We agree to disagree.”

      I put this out there because it’s important to see who Mitt is deferring to as a candidate. I’m not a big fan of pithy quotes, unless they’re in fortune cookies. That said, this applies: “Follow The Money.”

  2. Mister C says:

    We will have to agree to disagree on that one

  3. Steven says:

    after reading this I can’t vote for obama..i’ll guess ill just sit this one out.romney cant be much worse than killing people trying to rescue people that have just been bombed.this is barbaric..

    http://www.salon.com/2012/06/04/obama_again_bombs_mourners/singleton/

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