Santorum has “suspended” his campaign. What the what? “Suspend?” Seriously? Call it what it is: Over. Before it began, it was over. Please, oh God of Google, please return the frothy fecal definition to the top of the Google Search for “Santorum.”
Please and thank you.
Zimmerman’s lawyers dropped Zimmerman. Even though their former client set-up a website so “fans” could help pay his legal bills. “Fans?” Seriously? Call them what they are: Sociopaths on a Fox News Frenzy. On the flip side, the Hoodie has become iconic. But it begs the question: Isn’t it time for us to debate “Stand Your Ground.”
Which begs a follow-up question: Isn’t it time for us to have a meaningful discussion about guns?
Which begs a follow-up to the follow-up question: Isn’t it time for us to surround all gatherings of the NRA with a Hoodie Mob?
In case you’ve forgotten, allow me to remind you, Trayvon Martin was 17-years old. Think about that.
Please and thank you.
“Don’t want to hurt your feelings with what I’m about to say,” she said. “It’s okay,” I said, “I’m done trying to get across that you don’t have to say whatever’s on your mind, as long as you perceive it as the truth.” She rolled her eyes. Considered punishing me with silence. Thought better of it. Then said, “I don’t know what you were doing in the comedy clubs while you were in Los Angeles. You’re a great writer. You’re very insightful. But you’re not a comedian.” I felt my head explode. Considered lashing-out in defense of myself. Thought better of it. Then said, “Thanks, Mom.”
On Wednesday, Charles Manson is up for parole. I don’t have a crystal ball. I can’t see the future. If I could, today I would have sold the market short, with The Dow falling 214 points, the worst single day since November of 2011. But I didn’t. And I don’t care. At all. About The Dow’s twisted ride or The Idiot with the Swastika between his crazy eyes. I’m glad he’s not dead. I’m glad he wasn’t executed. Why, you might ask, considering the heinous crimes Manson is guilty of masterminding. To me, time is more humiliating than death. And time has revealed an old, irrelevant, crazy in the eyes crazy, predictable joke. Parole Boards aren’t known for having a sense of humor.
The Wall Street Journal reported Mitt Romney congratulated Rick Santorum: “Senator Santorum is an able and worthy competitor, and I congratulate him on the campaign he ran. He has proven himself to be an important voice in our party and in the nation. We both recognize that what is most important is putting the failures of the last three years behind us and setting America back on the path to prosperity.” Allow me to interpret what Mitt really meant by setting America back on the path to “prosperity.” Mitt really meant setting America back on the path to “white rule.”
Think about that. Then run out and get a Hoodie. Please and thank you.